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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:26 pm    Post subject: Oppai Chanbara: Striptease Samurai Squad Reply with quote


While the 53rd Zatoichi flick, Taiga dramas, and naked mole rats might be truly excitin', the Brickster's here to bring ya a film that's the real deal-one that somehow all the film geniuses at the SA managed to overlook. I'm speakin', of course, of "Oppai Chanbara: Striptease Samurai Squad". What's an Oppai, you ask? Well, it ain't the Japanese version of Sheriff Taylor's baldin' son. They're nice and round like the "O" and come in pairs like the pp. And when it comes to 'em, the Brickster's reaction is "ai". So's that how they got Oppai. Sure, the title is a complete ripoff of the title of the XBOX 360 game "Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad" (with "Oppai Volleyball" thrown in) but since Tokyo Shock owns the rights to both, I guess it's OK.

Anyway, the film follows 20 year old Lili as she prepares to inherit the legacy of the martial art Sayama Hashinryu. What's Sayama Hashinryu, you ask? It's a deadly sword style that has three requisites: 1) it can only be used in a life-or-death fight, 2) the practioner must be female, 3) the practioner must be STACKED. Now, THAT'S a martial art! Durin' the ceremony, Lili is mysteriously transported back in time 300 years (in the process stealin' the Brickster's schtick) and finds herself protectin' nubile females from the evil Lady Okino and her vast army-which amounts to three Yamashika ninjer. Babes, blades, and boobs-how can you go wrong? You can't! So forego watchin' a borin' hack job piece of crap like "Hara-kiri" for the umpteenth time and watch this puppy instead. You'll be glad you did.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:33 pm    Post subject: hmm Reply with quote
Looks like a profound piece of film making there Brick ,right up there with this really poignant classic
http://asiancult.com/product_info.php?products_id=5917.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Definitely can't go wrong with babes, blades and boobs. Thanks for sharing this excellent piece of filmmaking Brick.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:48 pm    Post subject: Re: hmm Reply with quote
wicked iemon wrote:
Looks like a profound piece of film making there Brick ,right up there with this really poignant classic
http://asiancult.com/product_info.php?products_id=5917.


Lemon, I gotta say, it really takes somethin' ta top the Brickster-but you've done it in spades. Nice!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:25 am    Post subject: more Reply with quote
Just when i thought we had reached the pinnacle of artistic merit i suddenly found "Psycho Shark aka Jaws In Japan "
http://asiancult.com/product_info.php?cPath=76&products_id=5850
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