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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:33 am    Post subject: Story of a Ikemen English teacher Reply with quote
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高校の頃、英語の授業に20代前半の結構イケメンなアメリカ人教師が来た。
授業は一人一人アメリカ人先生に名前を呼ばれ、前に出てマンツーマンで話をするっていう形式。
先生には授業前に生徒の名前をローマ字に直したプリントを渡してた。
授業が始まると片言の日本語で挨拶をする先生に女子連中はキャーキャー言っていたけど それを結構厳しい口調で注意するような真面目な先生だったので、みんな真剣に授業に臨んでた。
授業は順調に進み、結構人気のあった女子の「新保(しんぽ)さん」の番になった。
先生はそれまでやってきたように大きな声で彼女の名前を呼んだ。

「ジャアツギノヒトネ。ンーーアーー・・・ちんぽ!ちんぽサン!」
生徒は一瞬凍りついた。教室にいた全員が瞬時に「笑ってはいけない!」と思った。
でも、たぶん「シンポ」と言っているんだろうけど、どう聞いても日本語の「ちんぽ」だったし
「それまで片言だったのに、なぜよりによって「ちんぽ」の発音だけがこんなにもネイティブなのか」とか
「なぜか「ちんぽ」に敬称を付けている」とか考えだすとみんな耐えられなくなった。

結局新保さん以外の全員が爆笑。新保さんは顔を真っ赤にしてうつむいていた。
その様子を見ていたアメリカ人先生は状況が飲み込ていないようなのだが、
生徒の一人がみんなの笑いものになっている状況だけは理解できたのだろう
突然般若のような顔になりその爆笑をかき消すかのような大声で「シャァァラッップッ!!」と全員を一喝した。
その表情とテンションの凄さに、教室は水を打ったように静まり返った。

しかし先生の怒りのボルテージは上がったまま。
新保さんの肩に手を置くと「ナンデ?ナンデミンナちんぽをワラウ?ちんぽガナニカシタ?」
全員が「まずお前のせいだ。あと男性生殖器の名称を連呼するのをやめてください」と思っていたと思う。
その後、慰めようとしたのだろう、先生はやさしい口調でうつむいて座っている彼女に語りかけた。

「ちんぽゲンキダシテ。マエニキテクダサイ。ちんぽスタンドアップ!」
新保さんも笑った。
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
English teachers. Whatever
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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A good looking American(=Ikemen) English teacher came to my school.
The way he taught was talking to each student one by one.
He had a list of students names in Romanization of Japanese.
One day, he called this girl student's name "Shinpo".
"OK, next is ...eh...Chinpo! Chinpo-san!"(Chinpo means penis in Japanese)
All kids got frozen and they all thought "never laugh" in the same time.
We knew he was trying to say Shinpo, but it sounded Chinpo.
We thought
"He has American accent when calling Japanese name but Chinpo is perfect native Japanese accent"
"Chinpo-san is funny"

Finally all kids except Shinpo bursted of laughter.
The teacher seemed to not understand what was going on but he recognized the kids were laughing at Shinpo.
He got mad and screamed "Shut up!!"
We fell silent but the teacher was still angry.
The teacher put his hand on Shinpo's shoulder and said
"Why do you guys laugh at Chinpo? What did Chinpo do?"
And he probably tried to cheer her up.
"Chinpo, let's chin up. Come to the front. Chinpo stand up!"
Shinpo started laughing too.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Very funny and embarrasing. You have to grin at the ちんこ in ぱちんこ. How did that happen? John
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's hilarious.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
shin no sen wrote:
Very funny and embarrasing. You have to grin at the ちんこ in ぱちんこ. How did that happen? John
Just a guess, maybe it's the "Pachin" sound of money being put in the machine, with a Ko on the end?
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